10 Best Funny Love Quotes Of All Time
1. “My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.” — Elayne Boosler
2. “My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” — Ray Romano
3. “I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.” — Jack Benny
4. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” — Unknown
5. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” — Billy Crystal
6. “Women love a self-confident bald man.” — Larry David
7. “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” — Bill Maher
8. “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” — Jackie Mason
9. “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” — David Sedaris
10. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” — Phyllis Diller
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