10 funny quotes about love and relationships
1. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers
2. “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” — Chelsea Handler
3. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
4. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx
5. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” — Woody Allen
6. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” — Fran Lebowitz
7. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” — Richard Pryor
8. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock
9. “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”— Rodney Dangerfield
10. “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.” — Johnny Carson
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